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- PISSING PEOPLE OFF PARTS 1 & 2
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- Drug stores and grocery stores such as Wlgreens and Dominick's. This volume
- takes a different route and talks about he driver and his tendencies to
- crack under pressure. In this file I wil discuss the various techniques used
- by myself and companions to bring the suceptible driver to the point of
- actually leaving his car and chasing us.
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- When you were little, you may hae done a neat trick called the
- Alaskan Rope Trick. If you haven't heardof it the procedure is simple,
- requiring only four or more people. On aroadside without streetlights at
- night, divide the people up evenly into wo groups- one goes to the other
- side of the street across from the firstgroup and both groups get in single
- file line. A long branch is necessary toget the full potential out of this
- trick, because the branch serves as a led to a false rope that is supposedly
- extended across the road. When a car coms in sight, both groups bend down
- as to be picking the "rope" up. On a cout of three, both groups pull on
- their branch, and the car will sometimesget freaked out and hit the brakes.
- Courage is necessary here, for the now agered party will jump out of the car
- and shout obscenities. You have two choies: One, you can run like a bat out
- of hell. Two, you can stick it out and har it all. My preference is choice
- #1 because if anyone is going to get outof the car they are usually a group
- of huge badasses that are looking for a ew to kick. So why do it if it's
- dangerous? Well, the thrill of being chaed has fascinated many, especially
- those who are in the mood for trouble. Ty it sometime!
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- For those who have done this alrady and know what the Alaskan is, I
- suggest a different trick. This trick ha no special name, and it is similar
- to the Alaskan, except you really have arope across. The catch is, the rope
- is attached to two garbage cans at eithe side of the rope, and are very much
- mobile. When a car comes by, especially ne who has seen the Alaskan and
- knows its a fake, it will hit the rope, ending both cans sprawling at the
- doors, possibly damaging the car and angring the driver severely.
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- This same trick works great withshopping carts, I have done this at
- a convenient shopping center with a backthru street behind it often used
- on Saturday nights. The carts are aligne in such a way so as to roll and
- smack themselves into the car. Now, you'e saying that no car in the right
- mind would try to run through the rope. ometimes, yes, but the other times,
- they still have to stop, dont they? A covenient hill above this thru street
- makes for the perfect lookout. Only now he lookout becomes a battlement.
- Several crabapple trees lie in the vicinty, and account for numerous attacks
- on drivers getting out of their cars to ove the carts (or garbage cans,
- whichever). If you hit the cars, or drivrs, be ready for an exciting chase.
- Now, what happens if you accidentally hi a cop car? Easy. Prevent this by
- keeping a lookout for the headlights. Co cars usually have double headlights
- so be extra careful in deciding who to atack. A good idea is to have some
- form of cover in case you are chased (th hill above the thru street has a
- fence running along it, providing sufficent cover to hide until the guy
- gets out of his car).
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- Well, that about wraps it up fornow, if you can think of some more nasty
- things
- to pull on cars, make an adition to this file, I'd like to hear them. Anyway,
- watch for more of Dr. Niteare's wierd but useful files on nothing much!
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